-I smell sex and ca-ndy here. Who’s that lounging in my chair? Who’s that castin devious stares in my direction? Mama, this surely is a dream.
Does anyone know what sex and candy smells like? Seperately, yeah I know. But together is a whole other animal. So sometime when I’m havin sex, I’m just gonna pull out a snickers and take a big sniff of the room. Then I will know
Be cool my babies.
Hey I almost got raped last night at my work. And I crawled in through a window into my house in only my underwear. Yeah. It was cool.
Think I might go see a movie tonight.
peace, love, and conan o’brien